THE FISHY KIT FOR THE MALAYSIAN POLITICIAN WANNABES.

The Malaysian Political scenario since 1998 is smelled like a rotting fish. Its foul stench almost chocked every right minded Malaysian daily. This has triggered me to come up with an idea about THE STARTER KIT FOR ANY MALAYSIAN WHO WISH UPON A STAR TO BECOME A POLITICIAN ONE DAY. It is advisable for those politician wannabes to adhere strictly without any modification whatsoever that is written in the STARTER KIT. Have fun reading it !

THE FISHY STARTER KIT

Introduction.

Culturing live fish stocks in Malaysia is the same as grooming any idiots by a mentor to be his next protege. This is based on carefully prudent with credibility, accountability and transparency attitude in analysing the behavioural pattern that has emerged in making idiots into a politician since the Political Tsunami in 2008. A great number of idiots are by far and large have became active politicians whose prime duty is to ask the question ' WHY ANWAR IBRAHIM COULD NOT BE PRIME MINISTER?"

The 3 Main Phases.

In grooming any idiots to be an active politician according to that which is designed by PKR DAP PAS PSM and PRM, those idiots must undergo three basic satges or phases. 

The first phase is called THE STARTERS. You can choose any idiots of your liking to be THE STARTERS and let them loose to set a bush fire and cried wolf. If they survive this stage, then you can groom them to the next level. Of  course, there will failures like some idiots, no need to mention names here, it is up yo yuo to come out with qualified candidates.

The Second phase is called  THE GROWERS. In this stage you can grow those successful THE STARTERS to learn the skill of deceit, make believe innocence and all nonsenses. If they succeed then they can go the next level which is called THE FINISHERS. 

The last stage which is called THE FINISHERS is the crux of the stench. It is either do or die whereby those idiots can effectively doing finishing methods to damage and to assassinate character any of its political adversaries or they themselves finished off first by their political adversaries.

The Magic Words, incantations and Spells.

You must armed those politician wannabes idiots with magic words, incantations and spells to arouse sympathy from their targeted audience / voters. The most popular magic words, incantations and spells as follow:-

1. Change Now!

2. The People's Power

3. People voice are sacred

4. Lawan Tetap Lawan (Fight To the End)

5. Revolution!

6. BERSIH!

7. Clean and Fair Election.

8. Credibility, Accountability and Transparency.

9. New Politic !

10. The Third Force

11. Civil Liberties!

12. Hey. I'm struck by a landrover !

13. Police brutality

14. Graft !

15. Racists 

16. The Welfare Nation

and likewise.

The same goes with the categories of today politicians, some of them are THE STARTERS, some of them are THE GROWERS and some of them are THE FINISHERS. Believe it or not the Brain Drain in this country is not due to the migration of the best minds to overseas but there are so many THE STARTERS and THE FINISHERS around than THE GROWERS.

TEPUK DADA TANYA IMAN!